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john.in.chicago's πŸ₯° AWESOME starter pack!

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The most AWESOME people, mostly my old Thriends. No b0ts, no crypto salesmen, no orange shitstain followers GUARANTEED! Just GREAT folks. Consult your doctor before using starter pack, some side effects like low blood pressure, anal leakage and vertigo are expected. Use at your own risk.

Posts mentioning this starter pack

Well I can't take credit because I only just now realized you weren't in mine. Until now! Good time to promote my Starter Pack which only has minimal side effects. Anal leakage and kleptomania being the top two. As always, consult your physician before opening Starter Pack. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

@bikster.bsky.social Hi πŸ‘‹πŸ» Here's a bunch of Thriends I'm SURE you'll recognize! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Hey Refugee πŸ‘‹πŸ», if you want to follow over a hundred of your old Thriends really quickly, open my Starter Pack and click follow all in the top right corner. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

I've had a lot of new followers the past few days. If you're looking for some awesome people here, open my Starter Pack and follow them all! Increased urination & risk of a UTI is increased using Starter Pack, consult your doctor before opening. Am I scaring people with this? 🀣 go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

I haven't told you about my Starter Pack in awhile. Over 100 of my old Thriends (so certainly not Zuck 🀣). Some of the most awesome people, that's why it's my AWESOME Starter Pack. Not to brag but Morgan Fairchild & Mark Hamill not only are in it, THEY FOLLOW ME! Ok, braggy. 🀣 go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Here are some great peeps from my friend!πŸ¦‹πŸŒΊπŸ¦‹ @john-in-chicago.bsky.social go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

If you want a whole bunch of awesome people to follow, here you go! πŸ‘‡πŸ» go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Lots of new folks following me recently, welcome aboard! If you want over 100 awesome people from my days at Threads and more awesome people to follow, open my AWESOME Starter Pack and follow all. Not bragging but Mark Hamill AND Morgan Fairchild FOLLOW ME! Ok, I'm bragging πŸ˜’ go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

It's also in my Starter Pack along with a bunch of awesome people. Including you. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Come on and check out my new and improved Starter Pack? What makes it new and improved, you ask? Now featuring @therealbettemidler.bsky.social! Also, Mark Hamill and Morgan Fairchild, both of whom FOLLOW ME! πŸ˜ƒ Plus over 100 great Thriends of mine, it's my AWESOME Starter Pack! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Did you know there's a feed here that's all birds?πŸ₯🐦 Ok, but did you know that it's included in my awesome Starter Pack? Ok, but did you know there are 150 awesome people in my awesome Starter Pack that you can follow? Open it and find out! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Oh good, you ARE here. I'll add you to my Starter Pack! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Its as good a time as any to open my Starter Pack! SOME politicians & celebrities, but over 100 of my best old Thriends! Awesome people! Don't take Starter Pack if you're allergic to it or any of the people in it. Some side effects can be expected, consult your physician. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

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It seems like as good a time as any to remind you of my Starter Pack, loaded with old Thriends and more. Great people to follow! Starter Pack has caused polyuria, ketoacidosis, genital infections & dizziness in laboratory rats. Consult your physician before opening Starter Pack. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

@bronsonland.bsky.social is in the Bluesky house! My old pal from Threads. I've added him to my AWESOME Starter Pack! Follow All for some of my favorite Thriends & more. Not to brag (ok, I am) but Ms Morgan Fairchild & Mr Mark Hamill are in mine and BOTH FOLLOW ME! Follow him! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

I know what you're thinking. What makes YOUR Starter Pack so awesome? ANYBODY can put Mark Hamill & Morgan Fairchild in their pack. True. But do those 2 FOLLOW that person with the Starter Pack? Cause they do follow THIS GUY! (Me, if that wasn't clear🀭) Jeri Ryan, I'm WAITING! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

My pal @busterfulcher.bsky.social is here! Everyone follow Buster! Buster, and others, go to my Starter Pack and follow all for some of my great Thriends from Zuck's disaster. πŸ‘‡πŸ» It's free!!! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

All of a sudden I'm getting a bunch of new followers, over 7K now! If you're looking for some AWESOME people, my awesome Starter Pack is jammed full of them. Starter Pack has caused kleptomania in laboratory rats, consult your physician before opening. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Been in my Starter Pack since its inception! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

I know what I haven't done for awhile, shared my Starter Pack filled with awesome Thriends of mine and more. Starter Pack may have side effects like shortness of breath, kleptomania, irritable bowel syndrome or pink eye. See your doctor to learn if Starter Pack is right for you. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

If you like birdcam videos and HATE trump, you probably already follow me. I'm not sure if everyone in my Starter Pack likes birdcam videos, but I know they HATE trump. Some of my best Thriends are here & a few others like my governor, JB Pritzker, who absolutely HATES trump! πŸ’™ go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Seems like as good a time as any to let people know about my AWESOME Starter Pack filled with a bunch of awesome people. Most are my old (not in age) Thriends. Just follow all. The most common side effect of Starter Pack is volcanic diarrhea. Consult your doctor before taking. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

It's Sunday night, you're new to Bluesky and want some awesome people to follow. Open my Starter Pack and follow all. Bunch of great people. Starter Pack has been known to cause shortness of breath or hypertension in laboratory rats, consult your physician before opening. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

For people new to me, if you want to follow about 150 of my best old Thriends, here are some AWESOME people to follow. Starter Pack may have some side effects like narcolepsy, IBS, or heightened sexual functions, ask your doctor if Starter Pack is right for you. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Yes, open my starter pack and follow all. About 140 awesome people from Threads and a few others, all awesome. That's why it's my awesome starter pack. 😊 go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

@chaoticbookgoblin.bsky.social I'm your first follower, yay! Welcome to Bluesky! If you want about 150 great old Thriends of mine and a few others, open my Starter Pack and follow all. πŸ‘‹πŸ» go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Lots of new folks here, time to share my AWESOME Starter Pack, filled with great Thriends from the other place and more. Also a Birds tab. See your doctor before opening Starter Pack; side effects may include explosive diarrhea, vampirism, alopecia and bird flu. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Lots more Thriends coming here since Zuck officially bent over to trump. If you want a whole bunch of my Thriends to follow, open my Starter Pack! Starter Pack has caused hypertension, cannibalism and volcanic diarrhea in laboratory rats, consult your physician before opening. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Here's a bunch of your Thriends, in my Starter Pack. Jeno's here everybody!!! Give her a follow if you're smart. If you're a guy who loves to mansplain and talk down to women, follow at your own peril! 🀭😊 go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

It could get you some good followers. You should check it out too. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Sunday afternoon seems like a good time to mention my Starter Pack. Find about 150 great Thriends of mine, follow all for some awesome people. Some side effects may include IBS, necromanticism, and athlete's foot. Ask your doctor if Starter Pack is right for you. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Kristin! Welcome!!! One of the nicest people, you ALL should follow Kristin! Kristin, you can open my starter pack and follow all, you'll recognize 90% of them as old Thriends. YAY! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

One of my favorite Thriends is here, Mr Bombastic himself! Welcome to Bluesky, Jon! Open my starter pack and follow all, you'll see a lot of familiar faces there. Everybody, follow Jon, especially if you're a Bob Marley fan! @mr-bombastic-316.bsky.social go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Lots of new folks constantly here, howdy! πŸ‘‹πŸ» If you want some AWESOME people to follow, open my awesome starter pack & follow all, lots of great Thriends of mine. Common side effects with starter pack include loss of hair and frequent urination. See your doctor before opening. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

We're heading into a long weekend, you're new here and looking for only the most awesomest people to follow. Open my starter pack and follow all! Some of my best Thriends. Some side effects like hair loss and constipation can be expected, consult your doctor before opening. 😱 go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

New folks, want about 150 great Thriends to follow? Open my AWESOME starter pack and follow all. Starter pack should not be used as a weight suppressant, especially at Thanksgiving. Some side effects expected, consult your doctor before opening Starter Pack. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ